I'm HUGE in Nigeria

It's amazing how popular I am in Nigeria. I must have some good word of mouth advertising going on there, because boy, they're just beating down my door with order requests. Too bad I don't have the capabilities to fill all their really lucrative orders. Maybe when my shipment of elves and gnomes comes in I'll be able to tackle all of their requests. Oh, and I also found out today that I've been nominated for an MBA, although yesterday it was a phD - who knew?!? Oh, and Fungal_29 wants to chat with me on her XXX web site...for some reason that came across to me as fungal instead of Fun Gal. At least they're not cutting down trees to send this as junk mail.